Phew! That was a close one.
99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times
i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred
my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should
god shut up u lil shits
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know