Turtles.

cempai:

why want the d when you can have the p

(via teenagevvaste)

Woah! I almost gave a fuck.

camelswag:

Phew! That was a close one.

(Source: chalks, via life-is-a-mystery-for-us)

snorlaxatives:

99% sure my neighbors have seen me naked through my window at least 20 times

(via insecureplatypus)

trillow:

i got 99 problems and i can’t remember any of them so i guess that makes a hundred

(via mitchmayi)

mexicanaqueen:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

(Source: officialsubway, via mind-fxcked)

simoncowell:

niallhoran:

louistomlinson:

zaynmalik:

liampayne:

harrystyles:

baby

you

light

up

my

god shut up u lil shits

(Source: pleasesyou, via life-is-a-mystery-for-us)

adrenaline-art-knife:

baby-scars:

yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules

;)

(via life-is-a-mystery-for-us)

i have childhood memories that i am not 100% sure actually happened or if i dreamed them i really do not know

(Source: ejacutastic, via mitchmayi)

roseplated:

CAN I INJECT THIS ALBUM INTO MY BLOODSTREAM

(via kittystarz)